Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Karel]

Can you undelete the post? I missed it.

For anyone interested in the genre, I would recommend searches like:

http://www.google.com/search?q=politically+incorrect+jokes

or

http://www.google.com/search?q=offensive+jokes

I have to admit though, looking at what those searches bring up, that the offensiveness of pete's and micro's jokes is rather exceptional. But if you really like the stuff, you will of course be quite ready to spend some effort digging it up.

Regards,

Karel

[IIC]

911

Boy calls 911 to report yucky dinner http://bit.ly/ceRyfS

[IIC]

George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a
conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a brothel.'

The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like.'

[IIC]

Night Of The Living Fed

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[microchips]

Still here!!!!!!!

........................Another Quickie !!!!!!!!.............


Q: What does George Micheal and a pair of Wellington Boots

have in common????


A: They both get pulled off in " BOGS"....

[billyjoe]

Here is my daughter with 2 of the Toledo Walleye hockey players. I don't know them. She says the guy on the right is her favorite.


-------------billy

[riverbabe]

Here is my daughter with 2 of the Toledo Walleye hockey players. I don't know them. She says the guy on the right is her favorite.


-------------billy

Now there's a good-looking daughter! Is she shortish or are those guys really tall? (the "walleyes"? now that's funny and pretty fishy)

[riverbabe]

........................Another Quickie !!!!!!!!.............


Q: What does George Micheal and a pair of Wellington Boots

have in common????


A: They both get pulled off in " BOGS"....

okay, I don't get it.

[Karel]

okay, I don't get it.

Are you sure you want to know? It must have something to do with a dual meaning of "bog", and of "pulled off" (at a stretch) and an allusion to George Michael's sexual orientation (and habits).

It is a bit contrived, but some people seem to like such things.

Regards,

Karel

[microchips]

George did !!!

:

okay, I don't get it.

River, "Bogs" refer to either a swamp like ground which if you walk through your " Wellies " get stuck in the wet and sticky ground thus your feet get pulled out of them, the other see Karels explanation as he puts it a lot more delicately than i can, but if you insist on the latter i can tell it like it is. lol

[microchips]

Another batch!!

....................Clean..ish ones..............

70% of Liverpudlians ( Liverpool dwelling people ) say they enjoy sex in the

shower..................the other 30% haven't been to prison YET..
...............................
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%

........................its called a WEDDING CAKE...........

A bitter husband says to his wife " On your headstone I'm going to put

COLD as EVER". Wife says " That's okay, on yours ill put STIFF at LAST".

.................................................. ........

A man was today admitted to hospital with a toy horse stuck in his bottom!!

the hospital described his condition as STABLE.....

[IIC]

Here is my daughter with 2 of the Toledo Walleye hockey players. I don't know them. She says the guy on the right is her favorite.


-------------billy

I prefer the one in the middle

[IIC]

Things to Ponder:


1·I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.





2·There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.



3·Life is sexually transmitted.



4·Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



5·The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.



6·Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

7·Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?



8·Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.



9·All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


10·In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


11·How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?



12·Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly thingsand drink whatever comes out?'




13·If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?



14·Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?



15·If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?



16·Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?



17·Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?



18·Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[riverbabe]

:

River, "Bogs" refer to either a swamp like ground which if you walk through your " Wellies " get stuck in the wet and sticky ground thus your feet get pulled out of them, the other see Karels explanation as he puts it a lot more delicately than i can, but if you insist on the latter i can tell it like it is. lol

good grief, I had to google to find out who George Michael is!

[Peter Hansen]

Micro My Good Man

....................Clean..ish ones..............

70% of Liverpudlians ( Liverpool dwelling people ) say they enjoy sex in the

shower..................the other 30% haven't been to prison YET..
...............................
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%

........................its called a WEDDING CAKE...........

A bitter husband says to his wife " On your headstone I'm going to put

COLD as EVER". Wife says " That's okay, on yours ill put STIFF at LAST".

.................................................. ........

A man was today admitted to hospital with a toy horse stuck in his bottom!!

the hospital described his condition as STABLE.....

Micro cleaning up your act eh? LOL Gezzzz every time I crack a joke or 2 in here ....I get the electric chair .....Have a good day mate!