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Never heard of this woman before ......but she is funny! Enjoy , "Till Death Do Us Part!" https://1funny.com/til-death-do-us-part/
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"It would be a valuable perspective to have in the White House, given that the position of White House science adviser has remained vacant for the entirety of the administration. This slime mold is free."
This is hysterical! https://www.vox.com/science-and-heal...pshire-collegeComment
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Would the wall keep Physarum Polycephalum out? Sounds like a bad hombre to me.
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True, true she is obviously not a Spring Chicken , but she is funny!Originally posted by TroyGal View PostComment
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"FOOD FOR THOUGHT"
“Experience taught me a few things. One is to listen to your gut, no matter how good something sounds on paper. The second is that you’re generally better off sticking with what you know. And the third is that sometimes your best investments are the ones you don’t make”. – Donald Trump
“We are at our very best, and we are happiest, when we are fully engaged in work we enjoy on the journey toward the goal we’ve established for ourselves. It gives meaning to our time off and comfort to our sleep. It makes everything else in life so wonderful, so worthwhile.” – Earl Nightingale
“In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away” – Shing Xiong
“We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.” – Maya Angelou
“Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.” – Buddha
“You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can’t have it.” –Robert Anthony
“He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.” – Epictetus
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain
“No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new.” – Steve JobsComment
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P7, Yes!!! I just copied this for my kids and grandkids.Comment
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I really like this one
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Folks this may be a bit risque', but it does teach us a valuable Life Lesson!
The Pastor's Ass
Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastornot to enter the donkey in another race..
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey..
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent..
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted!
He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the papers read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is ..
Being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life..
..So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!Comment
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River, I never knew what the expression "old fart" meant until I became one.
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As we get older who doesn't think about this? YOU CAN WATCH THE FILM FOR FREE "IF" YOU HAVE AMAZON PRIME! Trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWYuID76TAc A 74-year-old widow that realizes she is becoming a burden to her family. As she is roaming the streets, she comes across a photo studio. When she walks out, she mysteriously regains her physical appearance from the age of 20. Making the most out of this once in a lifetime opportunity, she changes her name and decides to enjoy the best out of her youth. Korean Language film with English subtitles.Comment
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This one has been around for a while
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the UnitedStates. It's 11:00 AM on a Wednesday. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican and here illegally." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America." The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese and here on a Green Card that expired two years ago."
The new arrival walks farther and stops the next person he sees, then shaking his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East. I am not American. It was easy to get here via Arizona."
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa here on an Education Green Card that expired 10 years ago."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says: "Probably at work."Tim - Retired Problem SolverComment
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I am not sure who the fourth person wasOriginally posted by Phoenix7 View PostTim - Retired Problem SolverComment
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