IIC's Bottom 10 College Football Teams 2006
This thread was inspired by Louetta who suggested I consider College Sports in my upcoming College oriented site...Great idea Louetta...Thanks...Now, Anyone can come up with their TOP 10...But what about the BOTTOM 10???...Sure, there are a few...In fact for you 40-80 yr. olds you might remember Steve Harvey's syndicated Bottom 10 about 25 yrs ago...I actually have met him numerous times as we had some common friends back then...He and I did not get along very well as... Ski would say: "We both had BITING personalities"...But he is a witty guy and he writes some syndicated columns for newspapers and probably makes a lot more than I do...Even though he makes some of that crap up from what I understand.
So here it is...The “Creme de la Crap” for this year's college football season...Why some of these schools even field a team is beyond me!!!...

1. BUFFALO BULLS…When you think of crummy teams, you just can’t help thinking of the Bulls. Only 10-69 since joining Division 1-A in 1999, it appears that they will be lucky to even win a game this year. New coach Turner Gil, the ex-Nebraska star would be well advised to take to the field himself if the Bulls are to win a game.
Actually, the season may be over for the Bulls if they lose their first game to #2 Temple although Vegas oddsmakers are putting the Over/Under on that game at 1. Then comes Auburn on September 23rd where the Over/Under is 100.

2. TEMPLE OWLS…Arguably the worst college team over the past two decades, coming off a perfect 0-11 record last year and a new coach makes the Owls one of the worst bets in the country. Giving up over 45 points per game in 2005…The only saving grace is that they only have 3 returning starters on defense.
Here’s a quote from the Golden Boy…New coach Bobby Golden: "I'm excited about leading this program as we transition into the Mid-American Conference. I'm confident in the commitment to excellence that currently exists at Temple University. We have the best university, the best city and the best facilities in the MAC. The future looks bright on North Broad Street." Too bad they have the worst football team or do they?...We’ll find out on August 31st when they play Buffalo.

3. KENT STATE GOLDEN FLASHES…The only thing good about this outfit is their nickname…Averaging a paltry 45yds rushing per game last year I don’t see Kent St. scoring a whole lot of points this year…One thing’s for sure though…The Mid America Conference sux.

4. NEW MEXICO STATE AGGIES…Well, 0-12 last year in his debut season…I’d pretty much say Head Coach Hal Mumme’s job is on the line if he can’t scramble at least a few wins this season. Geez, the Aggies allowed 45 QB sacks last year…What’s the record???

5. SYRACUSE ORANGE…When did these guys change their name from Orangemen to simply Orange? What kind a name is that?...One thing’s for sure…You won’t find these jokers in the Orange Bowl. Wait…where does conference foe U. of So. Florida play their home games???...Might be tough to beat last year’s 1-10 record.
See Next Post for 6-10 and Honorable Mentions
This thread was inspired by Louetta who suggested I consider College Sports in my upcoming College oriented site...Great idea Louetta...Thanks...Now, Anyone can come up with their TOP 10...But what about the BOTTOM 10???...Sure, there are a few...In fact for you 40-80 yr. olds you might remember Steve Harvey's syndicated Bottom 10 about 25 yrs ago...I actually have met him numerous times as we had some common friends back then...He and I did not get along very well as... Ski would say: "We both had BITING personalities"...But he is a witty guy and he writes some syndicated columns for newspapers and probably makes a lot more than I do...Even though he makes some of that crap up from what I understand.
So here it is...The “Creme de la Crap” for this year's college football season...Why some of these schools even field a team is beyond me!!!...

1. BUFFALO BULLS…When you think of crummy teams, you just can’t help thinking of the Bulls. Only 10-69 since joining Division 1-A in 1999, it appears that they will be lucky to even win a game this year. New coach Turner Gil, the ex-Nebraska star would be well advised to take to the field himself if the Bulls are to win a game.
Actually, the season may be over for the Bulls if they lose their first game to #2 Temple although Vegas oddsmakers are putting the Over/Under on that game at 1. Then comes Auburn on September 23rd where the Over/Under is 100.

2. TEMPLE OWLS…Arguably the worst college team over the past two decades, coming off a perfect 0-11 record last year and a new coach makes the Owls one of the worst bets in the country. Giving up over 45 points per game in 2005…The only saving grace is that they only have 3 returning starters on defense.
Here’s a quote from the Golden Boy…New coach Bobby Golden: "I'm excited about leading this program as we transition into the Mid-American Conference. I'm confident in the commitment to excellence that currently exists at Temple University. We have the best university, the best city and the best facilities in the MAC. The future looks bright on North Broad Street." Too bad they have the worst football team or do they?...We’ll find out on August 31st when they play Buffalo.

3. KENT STATE GOLDEN FLASHES…The only thing good about this outfit is their nickname…Averaging a paltry 45yds rushing per game last year I don’t see Kent St. scoring a whole lot of points this year…One thing’s for sure though…The Mid America Conference sux.

4. NEW MEXICO STATE AGGIES…Well, 0-12 last year in his debut season…I’d pretty much say Head Coach Hal Mumme’s job is on the line if he can’t scramble at least a few wins this season. Geez, the Aggies allowed 45 QB sacks last year…What’s the record???

5. SYRACUSE ORANGE…When did these guys change their name from Orangemen to simply Orange? What kind a name is that?...One thing’s for sure…You won’t find these jokers in the Orange Bowl. Wait…where does conference foe U. of So. Florida play their home games???...Might be tough to beat last year’s 1-10 record.
See Next Post for 6-10 and Honorable Mentions
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