Quotation of the Day

[Louetta]

"Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then, always be a unicorn."

Unknown.

[riverbabe]

The best yearbook quotes of 2016. Y'all gotta read 'em. http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/06/w...s-of-2016.html

[riverbabe]

"I’m pretty certain that my daughters will not end up working on Wall Street."

[President Barack Obama to Bloomberg Businessweek / John Micklethwait, Megan Murphy, and Ellen Pollock]

[mimo_100]

The best yearbook quotes of 2016. Y'all gotta read 'em. http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/06/w...s-of-2016.html

I liked this one:

Honorable Mentions

Most Likely to Convince His Class to Do Something Even More Ridiculous Next Year

Teen convinces nearly 60 students to wear same Hawaiian shirt in yearbook photo.

http://abcn.ws/1X1jPGb

[riverbabe]

QUOTATION OF THE DAY

"I can't provide refugees fast enough for all the Canadians who want to sponsor them."

JOHN McCALLUM, the country's immigration minister, on the groundswell to welcome Syrian refugees to Canada.

[Louetta]

"Worry for now about the return OF your money, rather than the return ON it."

Bill Gross, sometimes referred to as Bond King.

[riverbabe]

"Ninety-three percent of the speech is completely different."

GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE

[mimo_100]

If you write a computer program that uses all of the words of the dictionary, and then randomly arranges them, you will eventually write the Bible, the Declaration of Independence, the Gettysburg Address, all speeches that have ever been given, all all books that will be written in the future. Is this plagiarism or random generation of sentences?

MIMO_100

[Karel]

"Ninety-three percent of the speech is completely different."

GOV. CHRIS CHRISTIE

93%, that is a lot! That is almost the whole speech! It IS the whole speech. Who cares about those measly 7%! What are the mainstream liberal media up to now?

[riverbabe]

From Congressman Steve LaTourette's obituary today, "Upon joining Congress in 1995, LaTourette invited humor columnist Dave Barry to serve as his temporary press secretary. He delivered a Barry-authored tort reform speech on the House floor that asserted: "As a lawyer, I am the last person to suggest that everybody in my profession is a money-grubbing, scum-sucking toad. The actual figure is only about 73 percent."

[Louetta]

"If you came to our house, you'd think we'd been living in Brazil. Everybody around speaks Portuguese. Which I wish I'd learned more at this point."

T. Brady, New England Patriots quarterback.

[riverbabe]

"The weirdness of a generic drug company offering a generic version of its own branded but off-patent product is a signal that something is wrong.”

– Robert Weissman, president of the consumer group Public Citizen http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articl...-over-600-cost

[riverbabe]

“A wonderful thing happens over time,” he murmured the other day as Lola, the tiniest of his hyperkinetic menagerie, nestled at his chest. “You fall in love with the sound of your own voice.”

Jerry Lewis, age 90. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/11/fa...vie-aging.html

[Louetta]

"Yeah, but see, there's a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack."

M. Murray

[Karel]

"Yeah, but see, there's a difference between like and love. Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack."

M. Murray

Like! Eh, Love. Whatever.