March Madness Stock Pickers Tournament

[RL]

mi6op answer to your question

MI60P
Yes I do use certtain parameters when I throw my dart.[Who the heck Is MALKIEL anyway?] I stand 12ft. from the symbols so that I can not read them at that distance. Or if I have had enough MOLSON CANADIANS It dosen't matter where I stand I'm unable to read anything. Then It's all In the wrist and the follow thru.[Hope you don't believe any of this BS just pulling your chain]
I would like to see what happens as far as winning the march madness contest and become "THE GREATEST DART THROWING STOCK PICKER IN THE UNIVERSE" Then I will either sell darts with instuctions or be a nice guy like MR. MARKET and give out my method for free. THE FAT LADY IS ABOUT TO ENTER THE BUILDING

LETS NOT FORGET MR. MARKET IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

[billyjoe]

I'm going to gag that damn fat lady. Mr.Market, you fight off RL. MI6OP, IGGY. GREBNET, DAVE, CARRIBEAN MIKE. TAXMAN,BAKXS,JIESEN, and PHOTON hold her legs down. YTOWN, KINGOFTHEHILL,MEA1956,THEBIGN1, pin her arms. I'll get the gag and SCIFOS, do what has to be done.
billyjoe

[carribean_mike]

If the employment numbers suck on Friday - I think that fat lady will get zapped with one of RL's stun guns.

[RL]

CNBC

Not a great report on CNBC said TASER should continue to move up but lawsuits are pending In regards to 30 deaths although most likely not because of the taser gun. So I have sent the fat lady home untill Mon. It's never over till It's over. I'm going to have a MOLSONS CANADIAN [THE SEX BEER FOR NOW] Maybe I'll be able to buy a taser gun cheap and give up darts.

[grebnet]

Watch out GREBNET is on the move.....................................ready to unseat the favorite

[ytown12]

ytown's five

Well today's action on ytown team has 3 players on fire :

PARL UP 12%
ESMC UP 7%
RATE UP 4%

But have two player on the verge of fouling out

ARO down 3%
FMT down a 1/2%

Stilll early in todays game but I need all five firing on all cylinders to make a big run into the final four..

ytown12

[Mi6op]

RL: Malkiel wrote the book (which he has edited/revised 2x times) called A Random Walk Down Wall Street. In which he essentially says the market is efficient and your best bet is to throw a dart and hold that stock for many years. I belive his thoughts for the most part, but that is boring and I'm a typical greedy impatient American. And damn proud of it.

Speaking of proud, I'm proud of PRFT as is grebnet.

[RL]

MALKIEL IEL

MI60P Thanks for clueing me In on Malkiel. I'm In total agreement with his dart throwing. Thats exactly what I am doing. I like you would find It far to boring and do not have the time left to do that. Also I'm greedy and Impatient as you are There have been many times that I have purchased MR MARKETS stocks only to sell and reinvest In other stocks sometimes I'm right and sometimes wrong the last two were BEL and CKB. I think you will find my method Interesting---so far my darts are working well.
GOOD LUCK WITH ALL YOUR PICKS

WE MUST REMEMBER MR MARKET IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
FOR WITH OUT HIM WE COULD NOT BE DOING THIS

[RL]

RL'S FIVE ARE

My 5 players at this time are up.

INVN up .08%
MPP up 1.20%
TASR up 3.01%
UPL up 1.63%
UWN up 1.17%

[billyjoe]

ALMOST LIVE FROM THE FABULOUS BANQUET ROOM OF THE MARKET DOME ARENA IN WEST ROXBURY MA ITS THE MARCH MADNESS STOCK PICKERS DINNER WITH WORLD FAMOUS COMEDIAN RON DICKLES

HI. I'm Billy Packrat. Welcome to the first annual March Madness Stock Pickers Tournament dinner. I'll now turn the microphone over to everybody's favorite comic, Ron Dickles, Ron. "Billy, is that your head or did a basketball bounce out of the arena and stick on top of your neck? Just kidding, Billy".
We're so happy to be here at the condomcation center thanks to owner,Mr. Market. Just think we're only a few blocks away from where as a small lad Mr. Market snuck into the West Roxbury Stock Exchange and pretended to trade lobster futures.
This was originally scheduled to be a roast for Mr. Market, but he found out and ate it. I know you're surprised to see me Mr. Market. You know he called and said "Book the boss". He didn't realize he called the wrong number and got the comedy club.
Mr. Market's really got lots of cash. Isn't this Market Dome Arena beautiful? I didn't realize how frugal the man was. I saw him standing with his back to a hole in the restroom wall. Then I figured out he's heating this place with natural gas, his own! You've really got to cut down on the cheese, Earnie.
Look at him sitting there with that little smile on his face. A real nice guy. Do you ever get the feeling that if you say the wrong thing he'll beat the crap out of you?
I'm glad there's not many ladies here except for the MEA1956 team. I don't know about CHS Chico Fas. Saw her in the bathroom and if she's a lady, my father is Marilyn Monroe.
Let's talk frankly about some guy things. Do any of you own stock in Viagra?....... anyone. Viagra has fallen on hard times. The market is a little soft right now. My broker told me I pulled a real boner when I didn't get in on that IPO.
It really looks like a freak show around here . All sizes, colors, and shapes. I was out in the parking lot taking a leak on a telephone pole when it started talking. It was one of the XING twins. Real nice kids, but at 11 feet tall and 125 pounds those boys are going to starve if they don't figure out how to use chopsticks. I'm not saying they're uncoordinated, but shouldn't they be able to dunk the ball?

There is my old buddy Knobby Bight coach of the BJU team. You know me and Knobby have something in common with the XING's. We are actually twins separated at an early age. Mother kept me because I was the nice one.

All this talk about gay marriage. It doesn't bother me. NUS Nuskin from the BJU team bothers me. He came up to me in the restroom and said he'd do anything for a quarter. He's the first quadrasexual I ever met.

Mr. Market, you've got to get some better help in the hotel room service. I was thanking SCIFOS for the wonderful steak sent to my room by the Midwest Mobsters. He told me it was a horses head and was supposed to be under the covers, not on a plate.
Getting back to the stock pickers tournament, you know there's one stock that sticks out farther than Janet Jackson's left teat and it is TASR.
Hey, there's RL sitting in the front row all by himself, smoking a cigar. Better cut back on the limburger cheese and Molson's, RL. Your only friend seems to be that fat lady smiling at you. Is she your woman? She's wider than Rush Limbaugh's medicine cabinet.
Did you know that RL is also quite an entrepeneur? He was selling dart boards out of his trunk in the parking lot. What's up with that?
He really had a lot of guts to pick TASR in the stock picking contest. It's so extended, Cialis wants to merge with them. What a weapon that would make! Incidentally, thanks to RL our security staff is all armed with tasers.
What an exciting crowd. Why is that crash test dummy sitting in row 5? Sorry , now I see it's IIC . Too bad your team got lost on the way to the airport. Didn't I see you in a window on 5th avenue? Loosen up a little. IIC says his hobby is vacuuming. He's a real ball of fire, but seriously, what a good looking man and talk about brains. He once went long and short on the same stock so many times the confirmation notice came tied in a knot!
Mr. Market would only allow meat, cheese, and alcoholic beverages at this dinner. Now I understand why smoking isn't permitted. They said the finals would blow the top off this arena. You've been a wonderful audience. thank you.
Would Mr. Market like to say a few words in closing?.................. The croud comes to it's feet cheering MARKET! MARKET! MARKET! MARKET! MARKET! MARKET! MARKET!
billyjoe

[Mi6op]

Very Nice Billy

[MEA_1956]

Very Nice Billy

I'll have to second that, you have put a little laughter back in to the market. Thanks ====> MEA

[IIC]

Billy...You got too much time on your hands...My Kinda Person!!!!!!!

[RL]

MARCH MADNESS

Billy that was great thanks for the laugh.[JUST GOT THE JOBS REPORT YOU CAN NOW RAISE THE WHITE FLAGS] The only disappointment was you did not order BUFFALO WINGS X-HOT. THAT WOULD HAVE PUT MR MARKETS SAFM OVER THE TOP. Great job on this whole contest.Just so you know I have found a choir of fat ladies to sing your going to love It they will enter the building Mon. April 5th.

GREAT JOB BILLY

JUST ANOTHER REASON MR MARKET IS
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEEE

[billyjoe]

Results tonight including the final four plus maybe a couple more. RL, we may be going down ,but not without a fight. Maybe the SEC should investigate TASR. It's just not fair! Anyway those fat ladies will have to smother me or pierce my eardrums with their screeching voices before I cry UNCLE !
billyjoe