As Web's World Turns

[Websman]

WEBS DUDE.... look at advertisement at the bottom of the page!!!! This is very STRANGE!!!! We are being watched!!!! "They" know I paid .99 for oranges last night.... I'm freakin out DUDE!!!!

That is very freaky. They must pick up on key words that we use.

That gives me an idea...

Let's see if we can make an ad appear... What keyword shall we use? hmmm....

[Websman]

That is very freaky. They must pick up on key words that we use.

That gives me an idea...

Let's see if we can make an ad appear... What keyword shall we use? hmmm....

Here we go....

Prescription drugs. Valium. oxicotin. viagra.

Repeat this in a few posts and let's see if we can an ad to appear.

[IIC]

Here we go....

Prescription drugs. Valium. oxicotin. viagra.

Repeat this in a few posts and let's see if we can an ad to appear.

Remember what came up when we were talking about natural gas?

[Websman]

Remember what came up when we were talking about natural gas?

Prescription drugs. Valium. oxicotin. viagra.

[DSteckler]

<< viagra. >>

Speaking of Viagra....

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, Tylenol also has the generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also Naproxen. Amoxil is Amoxicillin and Advil is Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it's recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the namesof "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "Mount & Do".

[skiracer]

Very very profound Dave. Excellent post. You will now be known as part of the Webs and Lyehopper crew with all rights and privileges that come with it.
We salute you.

[RL]

Love It Dave

[Websman]

And...there's the drug ads at the bottom of the page....amazing!

[Websman]

All the after hours quotes are screwed up on Yahoo and Etrade...what gives? Looks like some kind of major computer glitch.

[Websman]

Welcome to the club Dave... you are insane like the rest of us.

[Lyehopper]

Welcome to the club Dave... you are insane like the rest of us.

....LMBO!!!!.... Yes it seems that he is!

[spikefader]

"Ibepokin" lol hehe
thanks fer the laff.

[DSteckler]

Welcome to the club Dave... you are insane like the rest of us.

Fellas, those who know me say I could be a poster child for insanity....ROTFL!

[Websman]

Yesterday, I was up 7% for 2006. Today, I got nailed for 3%...I guess a 4% gain still isn't bad. It's time to go on the defensive side to protect the profits I have left.

Note to IIC - Be sure to check my figures dude. I'm not sure if my math is correct.

[Websman]

Ok, I'm out of all but ELN. I lost my 2006 profits, but I must protect my 2005 profits. This year will be good for me, but it'll take a little patience.

Reminds me of last year, when i got off to a bad start. I kept my cool and recovered. I was down for half the year, but I ended up with a 31.5% gain.

It's time to take a step back and re-evalute things. I wouldn't mind a bear market, if it would stay that way. I can make money by shorting as easily as going long. Which way will it go? I'd say a lot of it depends on oil and terrorism. Terrorism sucks.