As Web's World Turns

[Rob]

Chuck Norris's calender goes straight from May 31 to April 2... there is no fooling Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' calendar skips 10 months? That's whack.

When Billy Jack was born and the doctor spanked him, Billy Jack kicked the doc upside the head so hard, the doc fell out of a third floor window.

[peanuts]

Chuck Norris' calendar skips 10 months? That's whack.

When Billy Jack was born and the doctor spanked him, Billy Jack kicked the doc upside the head so hard, the doc fell out of a third floor window.

hehehehe I screwed that one up, huh? May, March, what's the difference??


The reason new-born babies cry when they are born is because they know they have entered a world with Chuck Norris

[Websman]

Tried to short JOE with my newly opened Ameritrade account...no shares available.

[Websman]

Tried to short JOE with my newly opened Ameritrade account...no shares available.

What a shame....I would have made money.

[Websman]

I picked up a few shares of NXG earlier @3.47... I'll probably sell them before the market closes.

[Websman]

I went ahead and sold NXG for a small profit...This was my first trade with my Ameritrade account, so I wanted to get off to a good start with a profitable trade. Vulcans are a superstitious bunch. LOL

I'm in the process of putting new tires on my boat trailer and was doing well until I started to notice something strange beginning to come out my forehead... Was it water? Yes it was...it was prespiration. I was actually sweating! I coudn't have anymore of this, so I decided to come back into the a/c and watch the ticker for the last couple of hours.

I'll have plenty of time to prespire later...

[billyjoe]

Webs,
Very wise. Being Vulcan you know the inverse relationship between sweating and making money. Lyehopper is the only human exception to this rule.
---------billyjoe

[Lyehopper]

Lyehopper the TV star....

Webs,
Very wise. Being Vulcan you know the inverse relationship between sweating and making money. Lyehopper is the only human exception to this rule.
---------billyjoe

Hey BillyJoe.... I sweat just for fun!.... At 5:00pm today I'm gonna be on the local news sweating.LOL!.... Seriously Channel 10 called me this morning (My neighbor is the program director btw) and asked could they interview me about the drought we're having. You see (in general conversation) I had recently complained to my neighbor about how dry it was and how I was feeding a group of my cows hay already (five months early).... Evidentially they are short good news stories or something.... So they came out here around noon today and shot all this footage of my cattle eating hay and asked me a ton of silly questions. Then this cute little redheaded news girl stood in front of about twenty of my cows that were eating off a fresh round hay bale and did all these different story intro's. Once as she was talking my bull mounted a cow eating hay....LOL!.... YEP! he just NAILED her right there on film.SsSsSsSsss.!... They did another take after the cameraman stopped laughing.jejeje.... It was pretty funny. As she interviewed me it was thundering back over the mountain but no rain yet, they say it's on the way though.

Yo Rockin'Rob.... If you watch the news and see me, check out that hat I was wearing. I intentionally wore it to advertise the local bank that I own a bunch of shares in. jejeje

[Rob]

Make Up!

You know, when somebody yells "Make up!" in show biz, some little stage hand is supposed to run up and smack you in the face with a big sack of talcum powder. ..... POOF! LOL

Anyway, if I'm near the TV I'll try to video tape it. Then I'll record it as an .MPG file and send it to you via IM or something ... unless you've already got that covered.

[Lyehopper]

You know, when somebody yells "Make up!" in show biz, some little stage hand is supposed to run up and smack you in the face with a big sack of talcum powder. ..... POOF! LOL

Anyway, if I'm near the TV I'll try to video tape it. Then I'll record it as an .MPG file and send it to you via IM or something ... unless you've already got that covered.

That would be cool.... THANKS!

[billyjoe]

Lye,
I'll send you some rain. We just got about 8 inches in 24 hours. Most in 37 years. Screwed up the sale of a house I had , luckily it stopped about an inch before it came in the door. Had one car stopped by water and the daughter's boyfriend submerged his Z-28 and had to swim out the window. About 100 miles of northern Ohio got flooded. It probably won't rain the rest of this summer. If I was a crop farmer I'd shoot myself.
--------billyjoe

[Websman]

You know, when somebody yells "Make up!" in show biz, some little stage hand is supposed to run up and smack you in the face with a big sack of talcum powder. ..... POOF! LOL

Anyway, if I'm near the TV I'll try to video tape it. Then I'll record it as an .MPG file and send it to you via IM or something ... unless you've already got that covered.

I did a TV news interveiw a couple of years ago, but I never got to see it...

Rob, send me a copy of Lyes interview if you don't mind. It'll good to see my inner circle members doing some PR. Hey Lye, did you slip a mention of the VTP in there somewhere?

[IIC]

You know, when somebody yells "Make up!" in show biz, some little stage hand is supposed to run up and smack you in the face with a big sack of talcum powder. ..... POOF! LOL

Anyway, if I'm near the TV I'll try to video tape it. Then I'll record it as an .MPG file and send it to you via IM or something ... unless you've already got that covered.

I was on TV lots a times...Well, maybe 10x...The best one was when I was 6...I was on Bozo The Clown. My parent's tried to get me on Engineer Bill...But I guess Simon or somebody gave me the axe before I ever got the letter saying I could come try out...Actually, I'm still waiting for the letter...48 years I've been waiting for that letter...Only a sucker would wait that long ...IIC

[Websman]

I was on TV lots a times...Well, maybe 10x...The best one was when I was 6...I was on Bozo The Clown. My parent's tried to get me on Engineer Bill...But I guess Simon or somebody gave me the axe before I ever got the letter saying I could come try out...Actually, I'm still waiting for the letter...48 years I've been waiting for that letter...Only a sucker would wait that long ...IIC

I've never been in a movie, my next door neighbor and his twin brother had speaking roles in the "Truman Show"...


I still can't tell the differnence between the two.. jejeje

[Websman]

This week was mildly profitable, but I did discover some great day trading patterns, so my time at home was well spent. I'll experiment with what I learned when I have another day at home. I tried two daytrades (TZOO, NXG) with success on both. I tried for a couple short plays, but it turned out that no shares were available.