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I did not.... I said Rob was a genius.... not an accountant!BEEF!... it's whats for dinner! -
Nahh
And I'll even deny that one too.Originally posted by Lyehopper
p.s. Lye, check your email.—RobComment
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IRIS is on fire....
IRIS up 24%.... I once owned this stock.... sigh!BEEF!... it's whats for dinner!Comment
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Imcl
IMCL's having a nice day.
New 52-wk. high. (See my msgs. in the Quasi-Ernie thread from this a.m.)
—RobComment
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lawyers......
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he started to get out, an elderly farmer driving a pickup truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.
The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than a couple of minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.... His new Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined by "that damned redneck in a pickup truck".... and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing!?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!"
"My God!" screamed the lawyer...... "WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY ROLEX!!!!"BEEF!... it's whats for dinner!Comment
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This sounds somehow familiar.
regards ... stenzComment
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Humor
LOL! Lye, here's one of my favorite lawyer jokes:
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A doctor and a lawyer got into a car accident, on a small country road. The lawyer had figured that nobody else would be on the road, and had raced through a stop sign. The doctor, on a cross street, had no time to react and couldn't have missed the lawyer if he had tried. Fortunately, neither driver was hurt.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from his battered car and offered him a drink from a hip flask. The doctor accepted, took a deep drink, and handed the flask back to the lawyer. The lawyer held the flask for a minute or two, and gave it to the doctor again. The doctor took another swig. He again returned the flask to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Not now," answered the lawyer. "I'll have something after the police leave."—RobComment
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Lye,
Although it was a mild winter , it got so cold one day I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
billyjoeComment
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from http://www.lawlaughs.com/
The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from one of the town's richest citizens, a very successful lawyer. A local volunteer was sent to solicit his donation. The volunteer approached the lawyer, commenting, "our research shows that even though your annual income is over a million dollars, you have never helped support our organization. Wouldn't it make you feel good to give back to your community through The United Way?"
The lawyer paused for a moment, then sternly stated, "Did your research show that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and has huge medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?"
Surprised, the United Way volunteer mumbled, "Uh, no."
"Well then, did your research show that my brother is a disabled veteran? That he is blind? That he is confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six children?"
The United Way representative tried to express sympathy, but the lawyer cut him off.
"Did your research tell you that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident?" The lawyer's voice was loud and indignant. "Did it tell you that her husband's death left her penniless, with a mortgage and three small children who she can't afford to care for?"
The United Way representative felt embarrassed to have assumed that the man was selfish, and stammered apologetically, "I had no idea."
The lawyer sternly concluded, "And they are my family. My flesh and blood. If I don't give any money to any of them, why in the world should I give any to you?"Comment
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Da-Bears!
Who else here is feeling this way besides me?....LOL!
BEEF!... it's whats for dinner!Comment
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Nice one Lye...LOL...But Naz STRONG Support held...Currently 2313...There is some Moderate Resistance at 2330...Overall, I'm neutral on the NAZ here...So I won't jump ship just yet...My Crystal ball says we open down...but make a moderate move later on Thursday...IICOriginally posted by LyehopperWho else here is feeling this way besides me?....LOL!
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The NAS is still playing 'catch-up' to the DOW...and I think that's a good thing.Comment
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How Do You Feel?
I know what you mean, Lye. But after thinking about it some, I guess what I'm really feeling is more like ...Originally posted by LyehopperWho else here is feeling this way besides me?....LOL!
—RobComment
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You feel like old oxidizing galvanized barn siding?Originally posted by RobI know what you mean, Lye. But after thinking about it some, I guess what I'm really feeling is more like ...
WOW dude! you do need a steak dinner!...jejejeBEEF!... it's whats for dinner!Comment
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Oxidation
Yeah, man. Hey, when I looked at that picture, I thought it could be that back warehouse at the old Havener building you used to use. lolOriginally posted by Lyehopper
How 'bout Sunday at 5:30, dude? I'm buyin' the first round of adult beverages. That ought to help knock some of that rust off.Originally posted by Lyehopper—RobComment
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