Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[billyjoe]

Doug,
That's pretty neat. Was I supposed to see Elvis" daughter?


---------------billy

[IIC]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.'



The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'



The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell you?' said the barber. 'That kid never ...learns!'



Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'



The boy licked his cone and replied,



'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!

[billyjoe]

Almost hit a bald eagle today that was eating roadkill. It was much bulkier and less agile than the turkey buzzards that are usually on the road.

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=bald+eagle+road+kill&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&tbm=isch&tbnid=BJBTLdhU8Zl_cM:&imgrefurl=http://article.wn.com/view/2011/11/09/Artist_who_has_desecrated_roadkill_now_eating_it/&docid=NCp-TNUBDmuQDM&imgurl=http://i.ytimg.com/vi/gn0Qono8Uiw/0.jpg&w=480&h=360&ei=YgnqT5C4J4-E8QSDxo3_Dw&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=483&sig=105534806963148856604&page=1&tbnh=153&tbnw=210&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:74&tx=113&ty=72&biw=1218&bih=831

---------------billy

[billyjoe]

I'll be eating the first red raspberry pie of the year tonight. The berries are 12 days earlier than last year . I hope to surpass the 51 quart total from last year. That's a lot of pies. I might gain some weight especially with the whipped cream on top.

http://wallpaper-s.org/40__Red_Raspberries.htm

------------billy

[billyjoe]

R.I.P. Don Grady , Brother Robbie Douglas on My Three Sons and drummer in The Yellow Balloon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO-8-DjwdNI


---------------billy

[IIC]

The Presidential election 2012 was too close to call. Neither Mitt Romney nor Obama had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things.



The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.
...
It was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.



After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest would take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 P.M. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties.



At the end of the first day, Mitt Romney returned to the starting line and he had 10 fish.



Soon, Obama returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having a bad day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.



At the end of the 2nd day Mitt came in with 20 fish and Obama came in again with none. That evening, the democrats got together secretly and said, "I think that Mitt Romney is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. Tomorrow, don't bother fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'



The next night (after Mitt returns with 50 fish), the democrats got together for the report of how the republicans were cheating.



Obama said, "You are not going to believe this, he's cutting holes in the ice!"

[billyjoe]

In Ohio, Romney would be fined thousands of dollars for going over the daily limit .

If you're comparing intelligence of the 2, I think we know who'd be slipping on the ice while saying "I don't see any fish". After all how many people would think of transporting their dog on the roof of their car?

----------billy

[IIC]

In Ohio, Romney would be fined thousands of dollars for going over the daily limit .

If you're comparing intelligence of the 2, I think we know who'd be slipping on the ice while saying "I don't see any fish". After all how many people would think of transporting their dog on the roof of their car?

----------billy

Better than eating dog

[billyjoe]

Better than eating dog

A good hot dog really hits the spot, especially at a baseball game.

-----------billy

[IIC]

Most women prefer http://hotdougs.com/

[riverbabe]

heh heh

http://dilbert.com/strips/

[jiesen]

http://dilbert.com/strips/

I love the Mordac one from July 1st.

[riverbabe]

I love the Mordac one from July 1st.

me too. pretty good!

[IIC]

Most viewed live streaming video of the Olympics ►►► http://is.gd/MostWatched

[Strielm]

Doug,
They had a section about cars at that site and it reminded me of my '63 VW bug. If you were driving at night , the car wouldn't turn off until you shut off the lights. Another friend had a '65 that was shipped here without being Americanized through a dealer. The radio would go on and off in time with the turning signals.
-------billyjoe

This is joke a car will not turn off until lights are shut off