Louetta's Lore

[IIC]

Its a weightlifting exercise. You stand in the midst of this metal frame and extend each arm out to the side with hands at chest level in a cross like posture and grab a hold of a handle with each hand. The handle is attached to a stack of weights. Then you make a motion like hugging a large tree which brings the chest muscles into play. Usually you bend your elbows slightly. With the proper set up this can also be done lying down on a bench or bent at the waist. It can't actually make your boobs bigger since they are not made of muscle but to the extent that increasing the size of the chest muscles or the back muscles makes you upper body look bigger it can give the impresssion that you do in fact have bigger boobs than you do. The jig is up when you take your clothes off but of course any boy you get to that stage with has been carefully vetted so that you know he doesn't care how big they are.

Ohhhhh...Now I get it...There's a BIG difference between BIG chested and BIG boobs...Why did I have to be born beautiful instead of intelligent???...But I guess I'll just have to live with this curse.

BTW...Here's a little tip for people who spend too much time in front of their computer like me...I have an old Thigh Master that I gave my wife years ago...She never used it and I had to fish it out of the garbage twice and once I had to give her a dollar not to sell it at a yard sale...

When I'm sitting in front of the computer I use it at different angles with my arms mostly while I'm reading posts, charts etc...It is not like lifting weights but it is similar to Isometrics if you use it right...Very helpful...In fact, Peanuts looks sorta scrawny...I'll bet it could help build his chest.

[Louetta]

Yeah...What???

Its a weightlifting exercise. You stand in the midst of this metal frame and extend each arm out to the side with hands at chest level in a cross like posture and grab a hold of a handle with each hand. The handle is attached to a stack of weights. Then you make a motion like hugging a large tree which brings the chest muscles into play. Usually you bend your elbows slightly. With the proper set up this can also be done lying down on a bench or bent at the waist. It can't actually make your boobs bigger since they are not made of muscle but to the extent that increasing the size of the chest muscles or the back muscles makes you upper body look bigger it can give the impresssion that you do in fact have bigger boobs than you do. The jig is up when you take your clothes off but of course any boy you get to that stage with has been carefully vetted so that you know he doesn't care how big they are.

Tat...What downside?...If none of us were ever kids...there wouldn't be anyone around...Obviously, you were never a MOMMY

Well, its not like owning a pet that you can dump at the humane society if you find you're not really a pet person. Many kids get "dumped" like that and turn out pretty bad for society. Don't know if you read Freakonomics, but the drop in violent crime during the 90's was tightly correlated to legalized abortion.

I'm not implying that Lou would be a "bad" parent, just argueing with Doug about parenthood. That book by the way is pretty interesting.

[IIC]

Hmm, maybe that'll work. Ten years of cable cross-overs didn't.

Yeah...What???

[Louetta]

Tat...What downside?...If none of us were ever kids...there wouldn't be anyone around...Obviously, you were never a MOMMY

Hmm, maybe that'll work. Ten years of cable cross-overs didn't.

[Louetta]

One that I've mentioned somewhere here along the lines of USG is OC....has been strong out of the box...although I haven't checked the chart today.

If today's Wednesday it looks pretty fair.

[Louetta]

I don't need them, I like them but I don't need them. Heck, I didn't start suckling until I was a teenager.

Right, any more than a handful's wasted.

[IIC]

You will of course be a mommy, so there's a downside.

Tat...What downside?...If none of us were ever kids...there wouldn't be anyone around...Obviously, you were never a MOMMY

I'm actually quite nice despite my reputation among some quarters, had to be in the top 25% of my high school class to get into the college and have a small but firm, somewhat boyish behind.

I've also got buy orders in for USB, USG, UNH and MTB.

One that I've mentioned somewhere here along the lines of USG is OC....has been strong out of the box...although I haven't checked the chart today.

I thought we had established you DON'T need them.

I don't need them, I like them but I don't need them. Heck, I didn't start suckling until I was a teenager.

[Louetta]

You want boobs...get pregnant. Then nurse for about a year or two...that way you'll have boobs for almost 3 years, give or take. You will of course be a mommy, so there's a downside.

I thought we had established you DON'T need them.

So who says you need boobs?

You want boobs...get pregnant. Then nurse for about a year or two...that way you'll have boobs for almost 3 years, give or take. You will of course be a mommy, so there's a downside.

[Louetta]

That's my second choice.

My third choice is niceness

My fourth choice is intelligence

My fifth choice is...Well, let's just leave that up to everyone's imagination

I'm actually quite nice despite my reputation among some quarters, had to be in the top 25% of my high school class to get into the college and have a small but firm, somewhat boyish behind.

I've also got buy orders in for USB, USG, UNH and MTB.

[IIC]

Long legs?

That's my second choice.

My third choice is niceness

My fourth choice is intelligence

My fifth choice is...Well, let's just leave that up to everyone's imagination

[Louetta]

With piercing blue eyes like that...What else is there?

Long legs?