Louetta's Lore

[mrmarket]

OMG Skiracer, you wouldn't believe it! The other day Brittany came walking out of the bathroom? ... and she had, like, 2 feet of toilet paper stuck to her shoe? and she didn't even know it? OMG!!!! If that was me I'd be, like, soooooooo majorly embarrassed!!!!!

Back to reality: oh, man, it's too early for this stuff. I was in one of those strange moods last night, but this morning, somehow it's just not the same.

Don't drink and post!

[skiracer]

Kind of depressing for a girl when all boys notice are her shoulders. Must be all those years swimming.

I would be lying if I said that I hadn't noticed your other attributes and I think that I would be speaking for most other guys here in saying that they have to. I just like that bare shouldered look on women in general and you coincidentally happened to post a picture of yourself bare shouldered that caught my eye. Many women cannot carry the bare shouldered look off with the ease that some can and do. It's a complimentary asset. I would bet that all those years of swimming has kept the muscle tone tight which is another complimentary asset. Put that all together with a good mind and some guy will hit the lottery one of these days.

[skiracer]

Ski...You never saw my bare shoulders...I'll put 'em up against Louetta's anytime!!!

Ernie,
What can I say. I've seen your bare shoulders on many occassions in the sidelight pictures. I'm impressed with the supple firmness, symetrical shape, and the huge broadness of them. If I were gay I would be hounding your ass but Mongo and ED are not that way. I would also like to put my shoulders up against Louetta's.

[Rob]

Ernie,
What can I say. I've seen your bare shoulders on many occassions in the sidelight pictures. I'm impressed with the supple firmness, symetrical shape, and the huge broadness of them. If I were gay I would be hounding your ass but Mongo and ED are not that way. I would also like to put my shoulders up against Louetta's.

Ski:

1. Doug wrote that message, not Ernie.
2. In the 1st sentence, "say." should be "say?".
3. Occasions does not have a double-s in the middle.
4. Symmetrical does have a double-m.
5. In the 4th sentence, "hounding your [bottom] but" should be "hounding your [bottom], but".

Just thought I'd let you know.

[Rob]

Rob, We should be writing a sitcom. Your flair for the use of the English language is great. You may have another calling for this period of your life.

Skiracer, thank you for the compliment. I would love to write a sitcom; I think I would be good at it. But I also think the likelihood of succeeding at it is quite slim at best.

We could write a show about nothing, where nothing happens. Everybody's doing something. We'll do nothing. Oh, wait. That's already been done.

Okay, here's another idea: a dizzy redhead marries a Cuban nightclub entertainer. They live in a New York apartment and are friends with the landlords. The redhead always wants to be in her husband's nightclub act, but he never allows it. So she always hatches these little schemes to try to get into the show. Merry mishaps ensue.

Oh, wait. That's been done too.

Okay, seven people are stranded on an uncharted island ...

[mrmarket]

Ernie,
What can I say. I've seen your bare shoulders on many occassions in the sidelight pictures. I'm impressed with the supple firmness, symetrical shape, and the huge broadness of them. If I were gay I would be hounding your ass but Mongo and ED are not that way. I would also like to put my shoulders up against Louetta's.

You're spending too much time in the water, ski.

[skiracer]

Skiracer, thank you for the compliment. I would love to write a sitcom; I think I would be good at it. But I also think the likelihood of succeeding at it is quite slim at best.

We could write a show about nothing, where nothing happens. Everybody's doing something. We'll do nothing. Oh, wait. That's already been done.

Okay, here's another idea: a dizzy redhead marries a Cuban nightclub entertainer. They live in a New York apartment and are friends with the landlords. The redhead always wants to be in her husband's nightclub act, but he never allows it. So she always hatches these little schemes to try to get into the show. Merry mishaps ensue.

Oh, wait. That's been done too.

Okay, seven people are stranded on an uncharted island ...

How about two crazy and wild Czechoslovakian guys who want to be writers in hollywood but are having a hard time coming up with an untried idea. So they just dress in plaid shirts and pants and chase chicks on Hollywood Boulevard.
An btw if you have the time to correct my many grammatical miscues I certainly have the time to read and learn from them.

[skiracer]

Ski:

1. Doug wrote that message, not Ernie.
2. In the 1st sentence, "say." should be "say?".
3. Occasions does not have a double-s in the middle.
4. Symmetrical does have a double-m.
5. In the 4th sentence, "hounding your [bottom] but" should be "hounding your [bottom], but".

Just thought I'd let you know.

Well now I can better understand Ernie's last post to me. I read Doug's post but never looked to see who wrote it. I just assumed it was Ernie who was speaking about his shoulders. I wonder why I'm losing my focus at times. Jeez, after reading this would you follow any of the picks in my port?

[billyjoe]

Rob,
How about a bunch of people who follow a self educated financial guru who starts a web site bragging about his success? Despite years of criticism, the members, in the footsteps of their leader, become billionnaires and have the power to control the world. Funny thing is they always have to appear as a group at press conferences facing the media, while their leader is on a portable throne eating meats and cheeses when he isn't working out. They can't call him a nut since his predictions always pan out and his followers are among the most successful citizens of the world. Call it "Leave it to the Huge One" and have a catchy theme song written by Randy Newman.

-----------billyjoe

[Rob]

. . . and have a catchy theme song written by Randy Newman.

LOL! and it can go something like this ...

[with honky-tonk style piano music]

Look at 'im tradin' all the live-long day
Makes so much money he can throw it away
Does just what he wants, whenever he pleases
Dines on the finest meats and cheeses
He ain't no weasel, he ain't no stooge
Ev'body knows Mr. Market is HUGE

Did I get that Randy Newman feel into it?

[billyjoe]

Rob,
Pretty good. How about this?

"Talkin' 'bout the Huge One
Just a muscular investing nut
They used to say
Now Presidents kiss his but
'cause he's the Huge One
Got Billions in the bank
Eaten Mignon and cheese that stank
Pumpin' iron Just for Fun when
Not watchin' his stocks run
They all want a piece of the Huge One "

it might be sung to the music of the Courtship of Eddie's Father

----------billyjoe

[Louetta]

I would be lying if I said that I hadn't noticed your other attributes and I think that I would be speaking for most other guys here in saying that they have to. I just like that bare shouldered look on women in general and you coincidentally happened to post a picture of yourself bare shouldered that caught my eye. Many women cannot carry the bare shouldered look off with the ease that some can and do. It's a complimentary asset. I would bet that all those years of swimming has kept the muscle tone tight which is another complimentary asset. Put that all together with a good mind and some guy will hit the lottery one of these days.

Very well done. Thank you.

[Louetta]

Rob,
How about a bunch of people who follow a self educated financial guru who starts a web site bragging about his success? Despite years of criticism, the members, in the footsteps of their leader, become billionnaires and have the power to control the world. Funny thing is they always have to appear as a group at press conferences facing the media, while their leader is on a portable throne eating meats and cheeses when he isn't working out. They can't call him a nut since his predictions always pan out and his followers are among the most successful citizens of the world. Call it "Leave it to the Huge One" and have a catchy theme song written by Randy Newman.

-----------billyjoe

The interesting thing is that many of the people who post on IBD consider Ernie an obnoxious blowhard and imagine that he acts the same way on this site that he has on IBD. In fact nothing could be further from the truth. Unless I'm reading the wrong threads he doesn't post that much at all over here.

Separately, HSOA is up two days in a row...hope springs eternal...

[billyjoe]

The interesting thing is that many of the people who post on IBD consider Ernie an obnoxious blowhard and imagine that he acts the same way on this site that he has on IBD. In fact nothing could be further from the truth. Unless I'm reading the wrong threads he doesn't post that much at all over here.

Separately, HSOA is up two days in a row...hope springs eternal...

Lou,
I consider Ernie an outspoken financial informer with high self esteem.

------------billyjoe

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