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[riverbabe]

Heh, beat 'ya

Interesting ....Just enter year of your birth!

http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/

Pete, I posted this on 2/2/11@10:30AM.

Replies: 1,935 Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)
Views: 72,288 Posted By riverbabe
What happened way back then?

I've received e-mails about the’ year of your birth' before... this one is completely different. Give it a try and click the link below.

http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/

[Peter Hansen]

River I forgot

Pete, I posted this on 2/2/11@10:30AM.

Replies: 1,935 Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)
Views: 72,288 Posted By riverbabe
What happened way back then?

I've received e-mails about the’ year of your birth' before... this one is completely different. Give it a try and click the link below.


http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/

River I forgot about your posting , so many postings not enough time LOL

[Peter Hansen]

The Insane Asylum

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were out in the yard shouting, '13....13....13.'



The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....



Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!



Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.

[Peter Hansen]

Gotta love your cell phone!

PRINT AND PLACE IN CAR
5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do

For all the folks with cell phones. (This should be printed and
kept in your car, purse, and wallet. Good information to have with you.)

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies.

Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST (Emergency)

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile network and there is an Emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly, this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND (Locked Keys in Car)
Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone:

If you lock your keys In the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'

THIRD (Hidden Battery Power)

Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#. Your cell phone will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell phone next time.

FOURTH (How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?)
To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following Digits on your phone:
*#06#.
A 15-digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

If your phone is stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.


And Finally....

FIFTH (Free Directory Service for Cells)

Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial:
(800) FREE411 or (800) 373-3411
without incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell phone now.
This is sponsored by McDonalds.

[donlmc]

Cell phone answers

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/cellphones.asp

[Peter Hansen]

Oh well

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/cellphones.asp

Another tip is that when your battery is low in your car key FOB , while in the parking lot of a shopping mall , simply hold the key to your head , activate the buttton and your car horn should sound ....doing that makes your head like an antenna and range is increased.......I have done this.

[Peter Hansen]

Divorce VS Murder

DIVORCE versus MURDER







A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,

Walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said,



"I'd like to buy some cyanide."



The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"



The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."



The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy!

I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law!



I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.

Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"



The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.



The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[Deaddog]

"Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and PLEASE don't try to shove it down my throat".......author unknown

[Peter Hansen]

"WOMAN.....Another Beer Please!"

Man relaxing at home on the verandah with his wife at his side, and he says, "I really love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me ............. I'm talking to the beer."

[Peter Hansen]

Irish pubs are best!

As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow , there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually. Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat you gets sex, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
"Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

[Peter Hansen]

The Surgeon And The Blond!

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.



"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"




The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the young lady.



“What's wrong Doctor? I’ll be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

[riverbabe]

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.



"You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"




The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the young lady.



“What's wrong Doctor? I’ll be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

Makes perfect sense to this blond! oops

[Peter Hansen]

River

Makes perfect sense to this blond! oops

River Obviously a lady of your sophistication and intelligence ....would NEVER fit into the dumb blond category LOL

[riverbabe]

River Obviously a lady of your sophistication and intelligence ....would NEVER fit into the dumb blond category LOL

Wow, Peter, never would have believed you didn't realize she asked exactly the right question. Neither of us are dumb blonds.

[riverbabe]

Happy April Fools Day

This is a list of the best April Fools jokes of 2011! Some of them are pretty hilarious.

http://techcrunch.com/2011/04/01/april-fools-2011-the-big-list/