Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[skiracer]

Ellis Marsalis, Jr.

and his sons:

Wynton Marsalis
Branford Marsalis
Delfeayo Marsalis
Jason Marsalis

Now these guys are musicians.

Excellent Jiesen! How about Dave Brubek and his sons. Sorry but I don't know their names but they are serious jazz musicians. That Marsalis family is a good one for musicians.

[IIC]

Here is another fun game...I think I mentioned this one a long time ago...

http://www.addictinggames.com/miniputt.html

I used to play it all the time...Best score was 26...But I doubt I could get under 40 nowadays w/o practice.

[Rob]

Game Shows That Don’t Exist Yet

I found this on a Web site called Bigfatwhale.com. LOL!

[IIC]

HMO's

MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED (Research done by the AARP Legal Department)

Q. What does HMO stand for?

A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "HEY MOE." Its roots go
back to a concept pioneered by Moe of the Three Stooges, who discovered
that a patient could be made to forget the pain in his foot if he was
poked hard enough in the eye.


Q. I just joined an HMO. How difficult will it be to choose the doctor
I want?

A. Just slightly more difficult than choosing your parents. Your
insurer will provide you with a book listing all the doctors in the
plan. The doctors basically fall into two categories: those who are no
longer accepting new patients, and those who will see you but are no
longer participating in the plan. But don't worry, the remaining doctor
who is still in the plan and accepting new patients has an office just
a half-day's drive away and a diploma from a third world country.


Q. Do all diagnostic procedures require pre-certification?

A. No. Only those you need.


Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?

A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any treatment.


Q. What happens if I want to try alternative forms of medicine?

A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.


Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name
brand. I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomachache.
What should I do?

A. Poke yourself in the eye.


Q. What if I'm away from home and I get sick?

A. You really shouldn't do that.


Q. I think I need to see a specialist, but my doctor insists he can
handle my problem. Can a general practitioner really perform a heart
transplant right in his/her office?

A. Hard to say, but considering that all you're risking is the $20
co-payment, there's no harm in giving it a shot.


Q. Will health care be different in the next decade?

A. No, but if you call right now, you might get an appointment by then.
To Your Good Health (because as you'll see, you'll need it!)

[billyjoe]

I must be the luckiest person in the world. I just checked my e-mail for the first time this week and it appears that I've won the UK lottery for the 5th time this year and I don't even remember entering. This goes on top of the phone call a couple days ago telling me I'd won 2 vacations, one to Florida , the other to Las Vegas. All I had to do was pay them a $199 fee per person and give them my credit card number. The vacations didn't include air fare or food.

-------------billyjoe

[skiracer]

I must be the luckiest person in the world. I just checked my e-mail for the first time this week and it appears that I've won the UK lottery for the 5th time this year and I don't even remember entering. This goes on top of the phone call a couple days ago telling me I'd won 2 vacations, one to Florida , the other to Las Vegas. All I had to do was pay them a $199 fee per person and give them my credit card number. The vacations didn't include air fare or food.

-------------billyjoe

Billyjoe,
You're are without a doubt the luckiest guy in the world.

[IIC]

I must be the luckiest person in the world. I just checked my e-mail for the first time this week and it appears that I've won the UK lottery for the 5th time this year and I don't even remember entering. This goes on top of the phone call a couple days ago telling me I'd won 2 vacations, one to Florida , the other to Las Vegas. All I had to do was pay them a $199 fee per person and give them my credit card number. The vacations didn't include air fare or food.

-------------billyjoe

Mr. Lucky...Send me your Paypal username and password and I'll deposit the funds to cover your air fare and food

[billyjoe]

Mr. Lucky...Send me your Paypal username and password and I'll deposit the funds to cover your air fare and food

Doug,
Very Christian of you. Do you think I just fell off a sugar beet truck ? I got street smarts even if they're rural streets.

--------------billyjoe

[Rob]

This is pretty funny:

The Top 10 Contestants for the 2006 Women Drivers Award

[IIC]

I must be the luckiest person in the world. I just checked my e-mail for the first time this week and it appears that I've won the UK lottery for the 5th time this year and I don't even remember entering. This goes on top of the phone call a couple days ago telling me I'd won 2 vacations, one to Florida , the other to Las Vegas. All I had to do was pay them a $199 fee per person and give them my credit card number. The vacations didn't include air fare or food.

-------------billyjoe

Hey I'm gonna join you on EASY STREET...I won too

Dear Lucky Winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws of BRITISH NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery programs.
The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of
21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an
advanced automated random computer search from the internet, no tickets
were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address
emerged as one of two winners in the category \\\\\\\"A\\\\\\\" with the
following
winning information:

REF No: UK/9420X2/68
BATCH No: 200074/05/ZY369

You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize
of £1,000,000. Pounds (1 million pounds sterling) each from the total
payout

To file for your claim, please contact the processing agent;

Mr.Brown Walter
Email:[email protected]

Please note; You are hereby advice to send the asign fudiciray Agent
details below for Processing of your Claims;

(1.) FULL NAME
(2.) FULL ADDRESS
(3).NATIONALITY.
(4) DATE OF BIRTH
(5) OCCUPATION
(6 )WINNING EMAIL
(7 )TELEPHONE NUMBER
( DATE OF WINNING NOTIFICATION
(9) SEX
(10) TOTAL AMOUNT WON
(11) MARITAL STATUS

Sincerely,
Mrs Kate Ross.
for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

[billyjoe]

Doug,
What are the odds of 2 Mr.Market people winning the UK lottery? Unfortunately Mrs. billyjoe says our silverware is good enough so we can't use the million pounds of sterling. It would be hard to find a place to store a million pounds of anything.

---------------billyjoe

[IIC]

Citizenship test



Okay you red-blooded Americans... let's see how you do on this test:





Very interesting questions. How well would you do if you took the citizenship test.



Try this out - educational and fun. 24 out of 30 is considered a passing grade. Supposedly 96% of all High School seniors FAILED this test...AND if that's not bad enough, 50+% of all individuals over 50 did too!!, and we WONDER why America 's in the sha [something is missing here...]



Go to the link below. Take the test and be surprised at what we don't know.

I got 25 outta 30




http://games.toast.net/independence/

[mimo_100]

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?"
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" The father replied. "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine"
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A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all," "Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 60 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you. The old man says, without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve a Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it will take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?" The agent replies, "Just a minute..."Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.
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Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." Joe: "Really?" Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
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A man is recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. "I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered. "What did he say,"asked the nurse. "OOPS!"
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. "What do you think?" I asked. "Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?" "Better get a bikini," he replied. "You'd never get it all in one."

[riverbabe]

New Ohio Roller Coaster
With a record-breaking height of 420-feet and record-breaking speed of 120 mph, Top Thrill Dragster delivers on its promise of thrilling riders this summer at Cedar Point . The Last picture says it all.













Yep, Enough said!!!!!�

[billyjoe]

River,
Lots of locals and oldtimers around here have made a fortune off FUN stock. In the early '60's it was nearly torn down and made into a housing development. My Grandparents met there about 1920. Several members of my family have worked for them from the 1960's and continuing to this day.The amusement park has been in operation since the 1870's . I have private mailing cards (before postcards) from Cedar Point from the 1890's.

------------billyjoe