Fun Stuff...Off Topic(O/T)

[Peter Hansen]

Oh Oh

Now I see why Micro was not around for awhile LOL

[microchips]

It wasnt that bad??

Now I see why Micro was not around for awhile LOL

Says it all really doesn't it...

[Peter Hansen]

Micro Gee

Says it all really doesn't it...

Mic gee , I don't have to be "Sherlock Bones" to figure that one out LOL!

[Peter Hansen]

"the wooden bowl"

The following short piece is touching , poignant but SO TRUE!


The Wooden Bowl
I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now.
A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year-old grandson.
The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered
The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and
failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor.
When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth.
The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess.
'We must do something about father,' said the son.
'I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor..'
So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner.
There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner.
Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl.
When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, sometimes he had a tear in his eye as he sat alone.
Still, the only words the couple had for him were sharp admonitions when he dropped a fork or spilled food.
The four-year-old watched it all in silence.
One evening before supper, the father noticed his son playing with wood scraps on the floor.
He asked the child sweetly, 'What are you making?' Just as sweetly, the boy responded,
'Oh, I am making a little bowl for you and Mama to eat your food in when I grow up.
' The four-year-old smiled and went back to work.
The words so struck the parents so that they were speechless. Then tears started to stream down their cheeks. Though no word was spoken, both knew what must be done..
That evening the husband took Grandfather's hand and gently led him back to the family table.
For the remainder of his days he ate every meal with the family... And for some reason,
neither husband nor wife seemed to care any longer when a fork was dropped, milk spilled, or the tablecloth soiled.



On a positive note, I've learned that, no matter what happens, how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
*I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles four things:
a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.
*I've learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a 'life..'

*I've learned that life sometimes gives you a

second chance.
*I've learned that you shouldn't go through life

with a catcher's mitt on both hands.You need

to be able to throw something back sometimes.
*I've learned that if you pursue happiness, it will

elude you.
But, if you focus on your family, your friends, the needs of others, your work and doing the very best you can, happiness will find you.
*I've learned that whenever I decide something with

an open heart, I usually make the right decision.
*I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't

have to be one.
*I've learned that every day, you should reach out

and touch someone.
People love that human touch -- holding hands, a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

[IIC]

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train!

[Peter Hansen]

10 Commandments Southern Style !

Jackson County' language....no joke (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro


>(1) Just one God
>(2) Put nothin' before God
>(3) Watch yer mouth
>(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
>(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
>(6) No killin'
>(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal.
8 Don't take what ain't yers
>(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
>(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

That's it, plain an' simple.
Y'all have a nice day now ya hear!
And bless your little heart....

[Peter Hansen]

Dubya and obama

Both men gave speaches to the Military ......Do you notice any differences in the troop reactions? VERY TELLING! SEMPER FI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHz5tevLAw

[Peter Hansen]

From the ridiculous to the sublime!

Lately with all the bad news in the media , we could all use a good laugh . For all the prudes out there ...... get off your pompous fat as*es , lift that leg up ......and let'er RIP LOL . I have been brainwashed by Mr Market's Sense of humor ! This video clip is FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09abF7ZUNnk&feature=related

[Peter Hansen]

HOSTAGE NEGOTIATIONS Chinese Style!

Interesting photos .......not polictically correct but EFFECTIVE ! I like their style!

http://www.rense.com/general78/howchina.htm

[Peter Hansen]

Micro back!

Well Micro back and in rare form .....LADY GAGA has nothing on you LOL!

[microchips]

Well Micro back and in rare form .....LADY GAGA has nothing on you LOL!

Lady GaGA is two sandwiches short of a picnic Pete totally barmy and

deserving a long cold bath, the longer the better.

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Just got back from the hospital, they reckon i might be suffering from

pneumobacterialtramatim microscopilatiaticalbyrhythmaticasyphillophicalism atic

but at the moment its hard to say!!!

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Q: Whats long and hard and makes women moan like hell ????

A: An ironing board.

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Two old ladies sitting in a cafe.
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Ethel says to Doris " Did you come on the bus".
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Doris replies " Yes but i made it look like an Asthma attack".

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I"ve got my first cage fight next week the bloody budgie wont know whats

hit it!!!!!!!
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A meter reader knocks on a house door and a young boy answers wearing

black stockings,suspenders,blonde wig and red lipstick!! and smoking a joint.

The meter man asks " Is your mum in"?

Young boy " Does it look like it D"%^head"................. lol

[Peter Hansen]

Feeling stupid?

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
of your life,"

-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking
campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the
country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC


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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."

--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix ."

-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
need?"

--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy
like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."


-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."

--Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next
morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."

-- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Feeling smarter

yet?

[Peter Hansen]

The Duck Hunter Buddy Hackett ! FUNNY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DqSw41jD2Q

[Peter Hansen]

Not politically correct!

Post deleted for personal reasons!

[microchips]

If only ?

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Don Cherry is NOT politically correct .......but neither am I ! LOL


You gotta love this guy!



DON CHERRY of Hockey Night in Canada , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.



HIS STATEMENT:



"If hooking up one raghead terrorist prisoner's testicles to a car battery to get the truth out of the lying little camel shagger will save just one Canadian life, then I have only three things to say:

Red is positive, black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.”

Pete, whats the odds on this one getting past the censorship test?? lol.